yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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19.Apr.14 1 day ago

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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19.Apr.14 1 day ago

spaceelf:

People who say sadness doesn’t hurt physically apparently never experienced feeling so sad. I’ve felt it in my legs, my jaw, my head, my quivering lips, aching eyes, and my aching chest. It hurts my chest the most because it literally feels like your heart is in pain.

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